a very neon Renaissance
kate, 22, english and out of my comfort zone; music [muse, pink floyd, massive attack, david bowie, metal: opeth, mastodon, lamb of god, baroness, dethklok], action films with explosions and plot twists. lord of the rings, star wars, monty python, batman, harry potter. falling in and out of lust every week, kurt vonnegut, terry pratchett, neil gaiman, ray bradbury, nail polish, gigs, scarves, red wine, whiskey, british comedy shows, football, liverpool fc, glitter, perfume, booksbooksbooks, kittens & shoes. i like everything. you know everything? i like it.


Hello all! Just a reminder that this blog will be inactive soon and as I’m trying to keep my new one semi-private id love to keep all you guys who I’ve known for a long time following me and I sent out a few asks but not sure if they we’re received as my computer was being a bit iffy! I’ll try again probably so sorry if some of you get multiple asks from me :’)


posted 1 month ago with 1 note
#Psa

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

this blog has gotten super messy, i’ve lost track of my tags so i’m starting a new one! due to privacy reasons i am not going to post a link here i’m just going to follow everyone i wish to follow again. i will send a message probably to those of you i think would want to follow me.

if by some chance i don’t message you/follow you and you want to continue seeing all the random as shit stuff i post then you can message this blog! sry for the confusion.



I am reliably informed (having never been on myself) that the Daily Mail website is much fucking worse

D: i can imagine, i don’t think anything could drag me onto that shithole of a website tbh.


posted 1 month ago with 0 notes

i need someone to sit on my shoulder and remind me NEVER TO READ THE COMMENTS SECTION ON THE GUARDIAN WEBSITE.

i am sitting here just seething in rage at the fucking ignorant idiocy of these people. 



the-tardis-landed-in-my-bedroom:

ifearnofish:

jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

Why am I not suprised

the-tardis-landed-in-my-bedroom:

ifearnofish:

jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

Why am I not suprised

(via teen---idle)


posted 1 month ago with 88,970 notes (originally from killeroo)
#wHAT!!!!!!!

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me

lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

(via alichay)


posted 1 month ago with 209,291 notes (originally from airyairyquitecontrary)
#ahhhhhhh

liamdryden:

robofillet:

counterpunches:

literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x

I am never dancing in public ever again

yes

(via needsomefiction)


posted 1 month ago with 200,905 notes (originally from counterpunches)
#I'm crying

soufex:

deloreandudetommy:

I spend $400 on a video editing program and this is what I do with it.  Money well spent.

dude that’s nootiful

(via teen---idle)


posted 1 month ago with 186,258 notes (originally from deloreandudetommy)
#y #e #a #h

violet-ianthe:

weshouldreallytalkaboutanime:

tastefullyoffensive:

15 Brilliant Shower Ideas [mashable]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

Technically we cant be completely sure about the Hilary Clinton one

^ also my first thought

(via starling-girl)


posted 1 month ago with 51,798 notes (originally from tastefullyoffensive)
#but they have a kid? #but also lol

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

(via sometimenever)


posted 1 month ago with 107,800 notes (originally from giantspacefetus)
#OMG maths is red FOR sure sry