9 [2 random facts about yourself]

• I wear glasses/contact lenses
• I suck at coming up with cool facts I clearly enjoy naming animals after condiments because both hamsters i have had in my life were called, respectively, Cinnamon and Marmalade

11 [If you could travel anywhere, where to?]

• Idk i kinda wanna hit up Vienna, that place sounds beautiful

13 [If you had a superpower what would it be?]

• FLYING. Holy shit i would love to fly.

15 [A story from a sexual or drunken escapade]

• Haha oh man i’m gonna go with drunken here, because i hate talking about my sex life. ONE TIME my freshman year me and a couple of friends stole a keg from a house at like 4am because i’d wanted to go on an adventure (there were various other drugs involved if i remember correctly, also i’d just been to a Metric concert and was WIRED) and yeah my Uni is on a big fuck-off hill and we carried it all the way up to the top after like, putting it down and casually standing in front of it whenever a car drove past (which only one did, and only to park and have the people in it get out and climb onto a van to smoke a J on top) it was a really surreal night. Like, we carried it up the stairs in my DORM this heavy fuck-off keg still half full of beer. And i don’t even like keg beer idek what we thought we were gonna do with it. So it like, sat in my room for a couple of weeks and it’s name was Kevin.